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My younger son is an inexhaustible source of funny anecdotes. The other day he was telling me about this incident that baffled him and left me roaring with laughter.

Now this little man is the picture of perfect behavior outside of home – shy to a fault, he turns red if someone so much as gives him little attention; he is chatty and fun though with his friends in class. But, he is well mannered, does his work and in general is an epitome of obedience for his teachers.

So, the other day this Science teacher called him to her table in the Staff room with his notebook. Before asking him to go back to his class, she asked him to call a boy named S. But she slightly messed up in her instructions. So she said, “Call me S!” My poor boy thought that for some weird reason his teacher wanted to be called S even though it was a boy’s name. Not one to question this weird wish, he softly caller her S. The teacher might have not paid attention to him because she didn’t react and asked him to run along.

A few minutes later, she comes to class and finds the little man sitting comfortably in his chair, no signs of him having sent along S. So, she comes all guns blazing yelling at my confused boy. She thinks he is lazy and did not do as he was told. The poor boy was left wondering what he did wrong. He felt very offended. After all he had only done what she had told him. And, when he narrated this to me, I laughed real hard making his misery worse.

This is what happens when you are too focussed on words. 🙂 I guess he picks that from his mother. But seriously, the words should make sense contextually too. He stood his ground that he was not at fault and didn’t like the way the teacher yelled at him.

Anyhow, we have started calling the teacher S ma’am at home these days. 🙂

With that I wish you a Happy Monday. Oh and by the way, he gave me his blessing to write about this incident in this blog post. I have been trying to teach him to laugh at himself these days. Hopefully, this is a tiny nudge in that direction. And so he will be reading the comments to this post for sure.

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45 responses to “Call me S!”

  1. Shailaja Avatar

    This is too cute! I can just imagine his bewilderment. 😀 Did he try and explain to the teacher why he was calling her S? 😀

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    1. Rachna Avatar

      Yes, when he told me, I just could not believe that he actually called the teacher S. It was just so cute and hilarious. Nah, he is too shy to clarify.

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  2. Beat About the Book Avatar

    He’ll be laughing at himself in a bit I think. The most embarrassing things become the funniest tales to tell later on. Tell him to put it behind him. If he’s generally well behaved, the teacher would have forgotten it long before he did.

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    1. Rachna Avatar

      Oh, he is behind it. When he saw all of us ribbing him, he reluctantly laughed too at the ridiculousness of it all. 🙂 Such fun these kids are.

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  3. Destiny's child Avatar

    Hahaha! He is so cute! I wish he had told the teacher why he called her ‘S’, she might have had a laugh too. 😀

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    1. Rachna Avatar

      Such a cute faux pas. I agree but then he is way too meek in class to do that. 🙂

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      1. Destiny's child Avatar

        Aww…Meek kids are often very kind and sensitive. And a lot of fun too, when with the right people!

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  4. Vishal Kataria Avatar

    LOL! Too good!

    Please tell Gautam that in these moments of despair [ 😉 ] hum uske saath khade hein 🙂

    Avada Kabada!

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    1. Rachna Avatar

      hehehe I will make him read your comment. He has outgrown that Avada Kabada phase though. And I ask, why? 🙂

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      1. Vishal Kataria Avatar

        Actually, even I would’ve done the same thing that Gautam did. I would have called the teacher ‘S’.

        The only difference is that I would have gone back to the class, told everyone about it and sniggered 😛

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      2. Rachna Avatar

        He is too meek to do that. 🙂

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  5. Ruch Avatar

    It really livens up your day when the kids tell such anecdotes don’t they !

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    1. Rachna Avatar

      Oh yes, they are a source of constant entertainment. 🙂

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  6. Prasad Np Avatar

    Poor kid,,, as they say ” Karo Bhalai, miley burai”, but I am glad he is over it and ok to share it…

    Also I like the fact that he gave his “blessings” to the post 🙂

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    1. Rachna Avatar

      Oh yes! Kids they quickly outgrow such experiences. He avidly quizzed me about how many people liked his experience. 🙂

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  7. Shilpa Garg Avatar

    LOL 😀 That’s so funny! The lil boy must be bewildered at the teacher’s outburst! Hope you explain it to the teacher when you meet her next 😀

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    1. Rachna Avatar

      I actually forgot to do so. I think the teacher must have forgotten as well. But it sure was funny. 🙂

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  8. Rajlakshmi Avatar

    The first thing I could think of was he is going to be one helluva book critic 😀 Awww he is just so cute 😀

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    1. Rachna Avatar

      hehehe Currently, he wants to be a pilot. 🙂

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  9. Found In Folsom Avatar

    Hahahah…..what was the teacher’s reaction to it? She must be all red 😛
    Kids are such fun..missed reading many of your posts…have to catch up back.

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    1. Rachna Avatar

      He never explained to the teacher, so I guess she never really knew. 🙂 Yep, you must have been very busy. Always good to have you here, Latha.

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  10. Vinitha Avatar

    Aww, poor kid! He did what he was asked to and still the teacher got mad! Anyway, it is funny. 🙂

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    1. Rachna Avatar

      I was amazed that he actually thought that the teacher was asking him to call him by another name. 🙂 How naive are kids? Thanks for dropping by, Vinitha.

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  11. Saru Singhal Avatar

    LOL! Well, he brought smile on everyone’s face and that’s not an easy task. Hi-fi to him! 🙂

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    1. Rachna Avatar

      hehehe Thanks! He will be delighted by your comment. 🙂

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  12. Shantala Avatar

    Hahaha..such fun these kids are. However, I hope he is over it now; I am sure Miss S is. 🙂

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    1. Rachna Avatar

      Oh, he is completely over it. That is why he was fine with me posting this. Someday when he is older, he will read this and have a hearty laugh. 🙂

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  13. Jaibala Rao Avatar

    You know what, I have done the same thing as a kid and so many more things like this. And I would have stood my ground too. Though now in hindsight I laugh at my stupidity 🙂

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    1. Rachna Avatar

      Yeah, me too. 🙂 It is actually quite hilarious in hindsight. Thanks for dropping by.

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  14. Sid Avatar

    Hehe! So cute 🙂
    And I’m superhappy that you took his permission to post it. I’ll have to do it with Rishi soon enough.

    Give my namesake a high-five for being a sport 🙂

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    1. Rachna Avatar

      Oh yes, they are growing older and it is only fair that they know if their mom is posting something about them. You mean a high-five to the younger son, right? 🙂 Will pass that on.

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  15. nabanita Avatar

    he is so cute..I would have stood my ground just like him…He will look back at this and laugh a lot in the future

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    1. Rachna Avatar

      Oh yes, he will. 🙂

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  16. indu chhibber Avatar

    What a lovable kid!Your life must be interesting with him around.

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    1. Rachna Avatar

      Interesting is the perfect word, Indu. 🙂

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  17. Deeps Avatar

    Hahahaha! He is so cute! I can so imagine the perplexed look on his face! He is such a sport to have taken it lightly and in the right spirit 🙂

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    1. Rachna Avatar

      Yes, he is cute and so naive. 🙂

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  18. Ravish Mani Avatar

    hehehe… That’s really hilarious and cute. That’s the beauty of innocence. I’m thinking what would have happened if he called her S loudly instead of softly in staff room!

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    1. Rachna Avatar

      Yes, imagine. Hope you are doing better, Ravish.

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  19. Swapna Sanand Avatar

    Your son is adorable, enjoyed reading this post.

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    1. Rachna Avatar

      Thanks Swapna!

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  20. Roshni Avatar

    LOL!! Completely side with your son, of course!! The teacher should have realized who she was talking to when she gave garbled instructions!!

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  21. Fayaz Pasha Avatar

    ‘S’ it was truly interesting to learn about communication gaps. What would happen if the teachers teach subjects with such ambiguity?

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    1. Rachna Avatar

      Very valid point, Fayazji.

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  22. Susila Raman Avatar
    Susila Raman

    beautifully written Rachana! after reading this little smile in my face. such you have a lovely kid.

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